FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER Film Review - 30/6/07

Really was not impressed with the first film and the second is no great shakes either! Into the black void of pap we go where if you chuck enough money at something and it raises enough $$$$$ signs then you can be sure of a follow-up and at least an extreme close-up of Jessica Alba and her trout-pout collagen injections with those big rubbery lips. As it says on IMDB "The plot synopsis is empty. Add a synopsis" which more or less sums up this film. Empty and vacuous does not a good plot make - Without a decent story it does not really matter just how special your FX is or how great the performances are - You need the whole package and this isn't it! Never mind I'm sure you can re-energise this drivel in the next sequel. Ho Hum!