PATHFINDER Film Review - 21/4/07

This is the sort of film that makes you want to masturbate in the cinema and not in a good way! Karl Urban was far better in "The Chronicles Of Riddick" and Clancy Brown is one of the "bad" Vikings decimating the peaceful Native American Indians they have come across after travelling over the seas from far away - Incidentally with about 300 horses, dogs and hunting birds and what have you? Totally preposterous it does a disservice to both the Native Americans and also the Vikings in both cultural outlooks. The story as slim as it is - Involves a Viking boy left behind after a raid and brought up by a peaceful Indian tribe until the Vikings return years later and the slaughter starts all over again - He takes up arms against the invaders and blood flows by the bucketful as ears, arms and legs are sent flying in different directions - A 5 Star Turd in any language and a great disappointment!