SEX TREK: WHERE NO MAN HAS CUM B4 (DVD Review) - 6/7/09

Long may the parody continue! In this ropey hash-up we get a handful of storyline threads from some old Star Trek story episodes cobbled together with even an appearance from Ron Jeremy no less. No expense has been spared to bring you scenes of alien planets - In this case a red silky curtain with some backlights and a handful of plastic plant pots. You even have the 'infamous' Vulcan - sorry Horny - alien green sperm scene - WOW! With a few scenes set with a junkyard look background (Borg - Or Bog influenced maybe?) the budget hasn't significantly improved from the last outing. The piss-takes not only self-reference Trek but the fact that they are actually making a porn film as well. This even extends to the Trailer for the next film "CHARLY XXX" which strangely enough seems to have been filmed on the same 'sets' if you can call them that?

Don't even go there for the Special Features which are just the giblets Gallery in close-up and some Cum-Shots Action. Then there's also the dreary Sex Talk which is a handful of phonelines for some sleazy sex chats.