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Monday, October 29, 2007
As the master of the fantastical Neil Gaiman's touch is certainly to be seen in this film version of "Stardust" with a stand-out cast of actors like Peter O'Toole, Sienna Miller, David Kelly & Ian McKellen to name a few. We also get the likes of Jason Flemyng, Rupert Everett, Robert De Niro, Ricky Gervais & Claire Danes. Michelle Pfeiffer is a tour-de-force as the evil scheming witch Lamia striving to reach her goals by any means necessary. But alas - Fantastic as it is; it is also so sssslllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww dragging itself from one scene to the next with far to much exposition and explanation when they should just get on with the story.
Rejected in love our Hero archetype wanders over the wall into Stormhold hoping to find a fallen star to show his truelove - Unfortunately on the other side of the wall is a very different world from ours with flying skypirates catching lightning and evil witches with hideous charms amongst the political scheming of a group of brother Princes attempting to seize the crown of Stormhold for themselves. Certainly have no idea what sort of market this film was aiming at; but worth a wet Sunday afternoon watch at least once.
THE LAST LEGION Film Review - 29/10/07
Another vague fantasy film stuck in an 'historical' setting with mysterious mentors, valiant men, female warriors and the tired old tale of a re-telling of the Arthurian mythos and Excalibur once again. Where do these writers get this awful material from? Certainly action packed with a lot of fight scenes and fantasy violence this was a definite notch up from "The Dark Is Rising". The last of the line of Julius Caesar goes on a quest after finding the sword Excalibur to find the Lost Legion Of The Ninth in Britannia being chased by evil Visigoths and the local enemy Vortgyn & his forces. Merlin crops up as Ben Kingsley putting on a creditable accent and another great performance from an unrecognisable James Cosmo as Hrothgar. Kevin McKidd plays the main vile villain Wulfila who eventually gets his just desserts! Worth watching once - But you wouldn't add it to your DVD collection.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING Film Review - 28/10/07
Okay - so this is a fantasy film; but there are a couple of obvious gaping holes in the plot to this tired and pasty movie that felt like the last dried-up scone in the bakery with it's DARK versus LIGHT (Yawn?) storyline. Americanized in an English setting the tale of the seventh son of a seventh son drags on for about 7o minutes and my arse was numb after sitting through it. You can't blame the actors - It's the cliche ridden writing that is too blame! Christopher Eccleston and Ian McShane acquit themselves well and James Cosmo puts in a great performance. With it's motif of Fire & Ice against time-travel and magic this dull tale will appeal to most 13 year olds but maybe I'm just jaded - Having seen the likes of "Jason & the Argonauts" and "Sinbad & The Eye Of The Tiger" which I thought then were 'real' fantasy films?
Michael Harris' Hammer Classics - The Evil Of Frankenstein (1964)
Baron Frankenstein (Peter Cushing) is forced to abandon his experiments at an abandoned water mill after an angry priest discovers his hideout and destroys his equipment. The Baron and his assistant Hans (Sandor Eles) realise that they have no alternative but to flee as the priest will without doubt return with the police. They return to the Baron's hometown of Karlstaad, which is risky because Frankenstein was expelled from there less than ten years ago. Thankfully, there is a festive carnival going on in the town that provides them with cover to pass through unnoticed. The pair arrive at the Baron's chateau to find that it has been looted by the Burgomaster (David Hutcheson) and his corrupt Chief of Police (Duncan Lamont). Enraged, Frankenstein confronts them and he only narrowly avoids arrest. The pair flee to the mountains where a mute beggar girl (Katy Wild) offers them shelter from a storm in a cave. Here, Frankenstein tells Hans that he was expelled all those years ago because he succeeded in creating a living being in his laboratory but it escaped and went on the rampage in the countryside before it was driven off of a cliff by a mob. The following morning, the Baron explores the caves and to his surprise, he finds his creature preserved in a glacier. He thaws it out and transports it back to chateau aided by Hans and the beggar girl. It transpires that enough of his electrical apparatus survived and he succeeds in restoring life to the monster (Kiwi Kingston). But its brain is dormant due to the fall from the cliff and Frankenstein acquires the services of Zoltan (Peter Woodthorpe), a fairground hypnotist, whom was recently expelled from the town by the Burgomaster and the Chief of Police for performing his act at the carnival without a licence who succeeds in reactivating the monster's mind through mesmerism. Trouble is though, the creature will now only obey Zoltan's commands and the alcoholic hypnotist blackmails Frankenstein into letting him use it for his own ends. First he instructs the creature to go and steal gold from the town and then to punish the people responsible for his expulsion.
The Evil Of Frankenstein is generally regarded as the weakest entry in Hammer's celebrated cycle of movies featuring the exploits of Mary Shelley's notorious Baron Frankenstein. I personally feel that it has been unfairly underrated even though it does have its faults without any doubt. Firstly, the screenplay by producer Anthony Hinds (penned under his usual pseudnonym John Elder), totally ignores its two predecessors, Curse Of Frankenstein and Revenge Of Frankenstein, electing instead to restart the story from scratch with a completely new monster for no apparent reason. Secondly, the film is seriously weakened by a disappointing monster in which the make up is clearly no more than a paper mache mask that only allowed Kiwi Kingston to wander through the proceedings and go about his destructive business with a fixed, bland expression. The fact that Kingston was essentially a wrestler and not an actor probably did not help matters either and the monster shows no emotion in his plight, an element which was integral to the story. Hinds' script does attempt to establish an emotional element in the story by having the creature and the beggar girl fall in love with each other. But Kingston, partly due to his restrictive make up and lack of acting experience, is unable to depict this in his mime but Katy Wild works really hard to show this element and she deserves a glowing review for her efforts here. Interestingly, Evil was being made for Universal which meant that Hammer now had the freedom to copy the original Boris Karloff monster make up as they pleased and one would have thought that they would have come up with something more imaginative than they actually did.
Director Freddie Francis openly admitted that he never really had much affection for the horror genre and disliked being "typecast" as a horror film maker. Indeed his directorial work has varied in quality with the dismal Legend Of The Werewolf and the lacklustre The Deadly Bees, but his best work always papered over the basic material and The Evil Of Frankenstein comes under this category. He takes the rather tired Anthony Hinds script, which on the most part is a formulaic plot, and enthuses it with his splendid visual style. There is an incredible shot in the pre-credits sequence where a body is stolen from a woodcutter's hut by a bodysnatcher witnessed by a little girl. Terrified, the child runs into the moonlit forests and runs into Baron Frankenstein himself. Francis uses well judged low angle shots to show what's going on from the child's point of view. The winds howl through the trees and Don Banks' doom laden music gives it a gothic fairytale like quality, which the director maintains throughout the proceedings and the movie is directed at a frantic pace. The laboratory set is extremely impressive as Francis insisted that a large amount of the film's budget be spent on making these sequences as stylish as possible. The set work of Don Mingaye is impressive and is almost as good as anything that Hammer's regular production designer Bernard Robinson ever did for the company and the Eastmancolor cinematography of John Wilcox is stunning. With the exception of Kiwi Kingston's rather lacklustre creature who was all muscle and no character and Sandor Eles' whom is saddled with a boringly written assistant role that he could do little with, the performances are largely excellent. Cushing offers his usual accomplished performance as the Baron and it is always interesting to note that as different writers worked on the series, the Baron's personality seemed to change from film to film. Here, he seems quite humane with Zoltan turning out to be the real villian of the piece. For instance, in one scene where Zoltan has managed to break through to the creature's brain through mesmerism, he says "You'll make a lot of money by showing him off at fun fairs" as a freakshow. "Show him, I have no intention of showing him" the Baron replies in disgust. Then later when the Baron discovers that the crooked mesmerer has used the creature to plunder gold and murder people, he loses it and throws him out of the house. The Baron we see here is in complete contrast to the one we see in the later Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed in which he is a completely ireedeemable character who does not care whom he hurts provided he gets his way. In addition, he was not above blackmailing a young couple into helping him with his experiments and he took a sadistic pleasure in their destruction as they got deeper and deeper into trouble under his orders. The script for that film was the work of long time Hammer assistant director Bert Batt whereas Evil was penned by producer Anthony Hinds who quite clearly had their own conceptions of how Frankenstein should be. Peter Woodthorpe who would later appear in the long running Inspector Morse series as Max the pathologist does fine work as the villianous Zoltan and Duncan Lamont shines as the corrupt Chief of Police.
The Evil Of Frankenstein is generally regarded as the weakest entry in Hammer's celebrated cycle of movies featuring the exploits of Mary Shelley's notorious Baron Frankenstein. I personally feel that it has been unfairly underrated even though it does have its faults without any doubt. Firstly, the screenplay by producer Anthony Hinds (penned under his usual pseudnonym John Elder), totally ignores its two predecessors, Curse Of Frankenstein and Revenge Of Frankenstein, electing instead to restart the story from scratch with a completely new monster for no apparent reason. Secondly, the film is seriously weakened by a disappointing monster in which the make up is clearly no more than a paper mache mask that only allowed Kiwi Kingston to wander through the proceedings and go about his destructive business with a fixed, bland expression. The fact that Kingston was essentially a wrestler and not an actor probably did not help matters either and the monster shows no emotion in his plight, an element which was integral to the story. Hinds' script does attempt to establish an emotional element in the story by having the creature and the beggar girl fall in love with each other. But Kingston, partly due to his restrictive make up and lack of acting experience, is unable to depict this in his mime but Katy Wild works really hard to show this element and she deserves a glowing review for her efforts here. Interestingly, Evil was being made for Universal which meant that Hammer now had the freedom to copy the original Boris Karloff monster make up as they pleased and one would have thought that they would have come up with something more imaginative than they actually did.
Director Freddie Francis openly admitted that he never really had much affection for the horror genre and disliked being "typecast" as a horror film maker. Indeed his directorial work has varied in quality with the dismal Legend Of The Werewolf and the lacklustre The Deadly Bees, but his best work always papered over the basic material and The Evil Of Frankenstein comes under this category. He takes the rather tired Anthony Hinds script, which on the most part is a formulaic plot, and enthuses it with his splendid visual style. There is an incredible shot in the pre-credits sequence where a body is stolen from a woodcutter's hut by a bodysnatcher witnessed by a little girl. Terrified, the child runs into the moonlit forests and runs into Baron Frankenstein himself. Francis uses well judged low angle shots to show what's going on from the child's point of view. The winds howl through the trees and Don Banks' doom laden music gives it a gothic fairytale like quality, which the director maintains throughout the proceedings and the movie is directed at a frantic pace. The laboratory set is extremely impressive as Francis insisted that a large amount of the film's budget be spent on making these sequences as stylish as possible. The set work of Don Mingaye is impressive and is almost as good as anything that Hammer's regular production designer Bernard Robinson ever did for the company and the Eastmancolor cinematography of John Wilcox is stunning. With the exception of Kiwi Kingston's rather lacklustre creature who was all muscle and no character and Sandor Eles' whom is saddled with a boringly written assistant role that he could do little with, the performances are largely excellent. Cushing offers his usual accomplished performance as the Baron and it is always interesting to note that as different writers worked on the series, the Baron's personality seemed to change from film to film. Here, he seems quite humane with Zoltan turning out to be the real villian of the piece. For instance, in one scene where Zoltan has managed to break through to the creature's brain through mesmerism, he says "You'll make a lot of money by showing him off at fun fairs" as a freakshow. "Show him, I have no intention of showing him" the Baron replies in disgust. Then later when the Baron discovers that the crooked mesmerer has used the creature to plunder gold and murder people, he loses it and throws him out of the house. The Baron we see here is in complete contrast to the one we see in the later Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed in which he is a completely ireedeemable character who does not care whom he hurts provided he gets his way. In addition, he was not above blackmailing a young couple into helping him with his experiments and he took a sadistic pleasure in their destruction as they got deeper and deeper into trouble under his orders. The script for that film was the work of long time Hammer assistant director Bert Batt whereas Evil was penned by producer Anthony Hinds who quite clearly had their own conceptions of how Frankenstein should be. Peter Woodthorpe who would later appear in the long running Inspector Morse series as Max the pathologist does fine work as the villianous Zoltan and Duncan Lamont shines as the corrupt Chief of Police.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
THE HEARTBREAK KID Film Review - 16/10/07
The only heartbreak in this film was actually having to watch this tedious shite for over two and a half hours as it dragged on and on. A judiciously sliced and pasted Trailer for this which totally misrepresented the film itself had a handful of laughs stretched over it's running time. Not only dull and boring - This tedium preached to it's audience that being single sucks, being married sucks, being newlyweds sucks . . . You get the picture? Ben Stiller plays a guy who can't commit to marriage; he then on the spur of the moment gets involved with a girl and proposes, on the honeymoon he realises that he has married a monster and then meets the girl of his dreams, much hilarity ensues. . . (Supposedly?) The film was so popular that it played to an audience of four in a 400 seat cinema. I asked the 2 people I went with what they thought of the film? "Crap" they both replied. So the redeeming feature of this film is that it is crap. Ben Stiller I want 2 hours of my life back please!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
SHOOT 'EM UP Film Review - 10/10/07
More or less a continuous gunfight from beginning to end with some exceptional footage of a car crash that has to be seen to be believed!! Clive Owen plays a loner dragged into a conflict over a missing baby he is trying to protect - up against chuckling hitman Paul Giamatti and his band of rent-a-thugs trying to take him and the child out. Throw Monica Bellucci into the mix as a lactating prostitute and it goes from one improbably scene onto the next. Guns full out blazing as bodies pop, squirt & crunch in a cartoon wonderland of blood, guts & carrots. The ketchup is splattered from one end of the screen to the other as bad guys get shot to shit with all variety of weapons. The muted tones and bleached colours add to the cartoon effect and this brainless entertaining ride comes off more as a piss-take than anything else.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
STAR TREK CAPTAIN'S LOG FAN COLLECTIVE (DVD Review) - 9/10/07
With no new Star Trek product on the market this is CBS/Paramount's latest blatant rip-off attempt to divest people (More like fleece!) a few extra wads of cash for their endless bank balances. Unlike previous cobbled together packages this actually has some new Special Features on the five disc set - But don't get too excited - It turns out that they are five half hour talks with each of the actor's who played the roles - cut into various segments to make it seem as though there is actually more to it. If you want two and a half hours of this for the various Star Trek insights it would be worth getting - If not I would not bother.
Monday, October 08, 2007
24 {6th.Season} (DVD Review) - 8/10/07
A number of people have complained about this season as being one of the worst - I disagree! Instead of foiling a disaster CTU ends up having to fight the aftermath of one and continue with an ongoing one amongst the feints & counter-feints from a Russian/Arab terrorist cell plus a Chinese Black OPS team. Past revelations come back to haunt people and the genuine, gritty hard edged action jumps fast from one quick moving scenario to another and just as you think things can't get any worse they do. The political plotting and machinations behind the scenes are just as dirty as the terrorists actions (if not worse) bringing the world closer to the brink of all-out destruction amongst the political ramifications of these actions.
The on-going quality of this series continues with this 7-Disc set comprising all twenty-four episodes of Season 6 "24" and the final disc packed full of Special Features including a Bonus episode of "Prison Break". Amongst these features we have various featurettes and background info, plus a huge selection of deleted/extended scenes.