Stinky Pig's Vortex Of Movie Madness

A plethora of news, reviews and rumours (and some gossip) regarding the world of Cinematic Experience and probably DVD's as well! (Don't forget TV and Cable?)

Friday, September 28, 2007

Michael Harris' Hammer Classics - The Witches (1966)

After recovering from a nervous breakdown brought about by the terror tactics of witchdoctors in Africa, a fragile schoolmistress called Gwen Mayfield (Joan Fontaine) accepts a new job in the picturesque English village of Heddaby. Little does she know that behind the friendly facade of leisurely village life lurks a centuries old evil. After a series of events that begin with her employer, Alan Bax (Alec McCowen), who assumes the identity of a priest but will not say why he does this. Two of Gwen's pupils, Ronnie Dowsett (Martin Stephens) and Linda Rigg (Ingrid Brett), who are developing a close relationship that is upsetting the villagers not least Linda's eccentric guardian, Granny Rigg (Gwen Frrangcon-Davies), but nobody will fully explain why. When Ronnie falls into a serious coma in the middle of the night, a headless doll stuffed with pins is discovered in a tree, which leads Gwen to suspect that witchcraft may be being practiced among the villagers. Gwen confides her suspicions in her new friend and employer, the laid back journalist, Stephanie Bax (Kay Walsh), who admits that it is possible that someone in the town could be having a "little dabble" as she puts it. Then she suggests that they collaborate on an article on the subject. Gwen subsequently recieves a visit from Ronnie Dowsett's father who tells her that he is going to have it out with Granny Rigg after it transpires that his wife has taken Ronnie out of the village vowing never to return. Gwen learnt that Ronnie's mother had paid Granny Rigg a visit and that she suspects that the mother struck a bargain with her to keep Ronnie away from Linda. The father turns up dead the following morning drowned in the lake. Gwen tells Stephanie that she suspects the villagers are a witches' coven and that they Ronnie's father and that she intends to tell the police that the reason they were so determined to keep Ronnie and Linda apart was because she is to be a ritual sacrifice. Stephanie advises her against this move because the police will only laugh at her. But somebody must have taken her seriously because late that night, Gwen recieves a visit from the same witchdoctor who terrorised her in Africa causing a reoccurence of her mental breakdown. She awakens in a nursing home but has no memory of what happened in Africa or more recently in Heddaby. But a chance encounter with a little girl carrying a doll triggers her memory and she realises that she must return to Heddaby in time if she is to save Linda. On her return the conspiracy of silence within the community is finally broken and Linda is indeed to be sacrificed in order to give a member of the community life after death...

The Witches was based on a novel called The Devil's Own, which was written by a historical novelist called Nora Lofts under the pseudonym of Peter Curtis. Fontaine had won an Oscar for her appearance in Hitchcock's Rebecca (1940) alongside Olivier but come the mid-sixties, roles worthy of her talent were becoming difficult to find. Fontaine owned the rights to The Devil's Own and she brought to the attention of Hammer in the hope of re -establishing her career. Like another Hollywood star who had worked for Hammer, Bette Davis, The Nanny (1965) and The Anniversary (1967), Fontaine had director approval. Cyril Frankel who had directed the controversial Never Take Sweets From A Stranger for the company in 1959 was chosen to helm this important project and he and Fontaine got on well so he was given the job. Frankel would later go on to do a play with the actress. Frankel was also a prolific director on TV at the time especially with ITC for whom he contributed several episodes to their much loved cult action-adventure series such as The Champions, Department S and Randall & Hopkirk Deceased. The Witches proved to be less successful than hoped and for Fontaine it marked her big-screen career's end and she made only a handful of TV movies thereafter.

The failure of The Witches can probably be attributed to the fact that it was a disappointingly tame film compared to Hammer's usual product and matters were not helped by the semi-orgy climax, which enduces more giggles than shivers. Indeed the BBFC nearly let the film go with an "A" certificate on its release but it was later notched up to the required "X" rating. The screenplay was penned by Nigel Kneale of Quatermass fame but here he failed to generate enough visual horror or suspense to give the tale the kick it needed to be a wholly satisfying thriller. In addition its explanations behind the witchcraft rituals also lacked depth so the proceedings are not as fascinating as one would have hoped. But having read the original novel, I cannot attribute the blame entirely on him as the book itself is quite a mannered offering. One reviewer at the time said that the picture was content to amble a long at the pace of English village life and to be quite honest, the book itself is like that for the most part. But aside from these major flaws, The Witches does have some rewards for the viewer. Director Cyril Frankel succeeds in the first half of the film in generating some fun out of the idea of sinister deeds going on from behind the facade of quaint English village life, a formula that would form the basis for the hugely successful Midsomer Murders detective series in the 1990's. The locations have the right atmosphere and are beautifully photographed by Arthur Grant (Hammer's most prolific cameraman). Performances are good throughout especially from Kay Walsh as the enigmatic Stephanie Bax. Fontaine is on good form as Gwen Mayfield but one feels that her part is a little underwritten and therefore does not quite get the best out of her role. Overall, I would describe The Witches as a curates-egg, which I think best sums up this picture as it isn't all bad but a little more tension and visual horror would have given it the jolt it needed to be a wholly satisfying experience along with a bit more depth into its information on the witchcraft elements and as for the climax - well judge for yourself! The film is at last avaliable on Region 2 DVD after years of unavaliability but it has surfaced occasionally on Channel 4 from time to time which was where I first encountered it years ago. I have also had reports that there are plans to release Frankel's other Hammer offering, Never Take Sweets From A Stranger in the near future.

Top: Kay Walsh stars in The Witches

Saturday, September 22, 2007

BLADE: HOUSE OF CHTHON (DVD Review) - 22/9/07




With Wesley Snipes not in the frame for this TV adaption; we get instead an assorted and very game cast, up for almost anything. "Blade: House Of Chthon" carries on the action after the trilogy finished with this feature-length Pilot Episode with an Unrated Extended Version that was too graphic for TV and running at 88 minutes or so. With a number of elements direct from the films this was fairly entertaining - But I'll reserve further judgement until I have seen the rest of the First (and only Season before cancellation) in it's entirety. I'm led to believe that the show covers a more in-depth look at characters duplicities and motivations. On this first showing I'm looking forward eagerly to seeing the rest!


Blade takes his fight back to the vampire hordes and finds to his dismay that the vampires are still experimenting with their DNA to enable them to be more like him. Plenty of stunts and action find Blade getting help from an unlikely ally in his battle amongst the great Houses of the Pureblood Vampire Lords.



Check out the excellent Featurette on this Region 1 (USA) DVD with the "Turning Blade" Documentary that has some very good background filming sequences on set. Spike/Newline ISBN # 0780657845.




Monday, September 17, 2007

Corruption (originally released in 1968)- Film Review 17/09/07


** Warning - This review contains plot spoilers**

Peter Cushing stars as an eminent plastic surgeon called Sir John Rowan who is engaged to a glamouress fashion model, Lynn Nolan (Sue Lloyd). They are not exactly the match made in heaven because Lynn is in "the in crowd" and likes the all night parties with booze and loud music whilst Sir John is more the port, cigars and game of golf at the club type. Even though Lynn assures her friends that she is marrying him for the man inside and not for his wealth and good position, one could see the marriage ending up in divorce sooner rather than later. One night Lynn persuades Sir John to come to one of her parties which he does somewhat reluctantly. Within a short space of time, he begs for them to leave, suffering from a terrible headache but Lynn is adament on their staying. Then a groovy fashion photographer called Mike Orme (Anthony Booth) persuades her to take part in an unofficial photo shoot that Sir John is unhappy about as Orme wants some "kinky shots" as he puts it. A struggle ensues between the two men during the course of which, an arc-lamp is sent crashing down on top of Lynn badly burning her face. Dr Stephen Harris (Noel Trevarthen), a fellow plastic surgeon, tells Sir John that the damage to Lynn's face is irreparable. But Sir John cannot except this and begins months of reclusive and obsessive researches in order to find a cure for his future wife's disfigurement. He finally discovers a means of curing her by extracting the fluid from the Pituitary gland. He begins by stealing the required organ from a corpse at the mortuary. The operation proves successful and an overjoyed Sir John and Lynn hold a celebratory dinner with Dr Harris and Lynn's sister Val (Kate O' Mara). Not only has Lynn been cured but Sir John has also broken new ground in plastic surgery. But this success is only short lived as her disfigurement returns within a couple of weeks and Sir John realises that the Pituitary fluid must come from somebody living and not dead and he turns to murder to acquire the necessary raw materials. He begins by slaying a Soho prostitute and again the operation is successful but only for a short time. The film depicts how Sir John Rowan slips further and further into depravity as a reluctant Jack The Ripper type serial killer who forced by his fiancee' whom is slowly degenerating into madness to kill and kill again to preserve her beauty.

Corruption is a crude exploitation shocker with much emphasis on gory detail such as Sir John's brutal slaying of a young girl on board a train - we even get to see his amputating knife cut into her neck as he decapitates her! Then there is the subsequent discovery of the unfortunate girl's head in the fridge freezer. Corruption can be seen as a film that helped set the trend for the increasingly more explicit horror films we have had to suffer since as film censorship became more and more lax. The proceedings are rather unattractively set in swinging sixties London with hippies that now make the film seem jaded. But the wonderful Peter Cushing always gave off his best no matter how bad the movie was and here he acts the film for a lot more than its worth offering another of his interesting character studies as Sir John Rowan. The part contrasts nicely with his marvellous portrayal of Baron Frankenstein. Sir John's obsessive traits do compare to those of the Baron's setting out to do good things for mankind or in this case for his wife whereas Frankenstein was obsessed with creating "the perfect human being". But the main difference between Frankenstein and Sir John Rowan is that the Baron was prepared to do anything necessary for the sake of his life work even if it meant killing people remorselessly. But Sir John Rowan does show remorse and after awhile it is his wife who is forcing him to kill even to extent of blackmailing him by threatening to report him to the police. There is one scene in the film where Lynn Nolan persuades him to murder a young runaway teenager who is staying the night with them and he says "No I cannot, I won't, not this kid because she has her whole life in front of her". Sue Lloyd who appeared with Steve Forest in the cult ITC series, The Baron, and later in the long running UK soap opera, Crossroads, offers a good performance as Lynn and David Lodge (an extremely versatile character actor) has a hilarious turn as a hippy. Director Robert Hartford-Davies although saddled with exploitation films such as this throughout his career is regarded today (by some) as an unsung hero in the British horror wave. He was also the director of the elegant costume ghost chiller, The Black Torment, which happily was recently given a DVD release in the United Kingdom. Here his direction can hardly be described as subtle but extremely effective in its erratic way and the climax involving a lazer is probably one of the most insane ever committed to film!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

* * * * * SPIDERMAN 3 COMPETITION * * * * *

The Competition is still open -
IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE ? ? ?

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (DVD Review) - 16/9/07

Had not seen this original version of I AM LEGEND filmed as "The Last Man On Earth" (1964) [with Vincent Price] and with the new re-make coming in late 2007/early Jan 2008 I wanted to catch it before then. First we need a little history: Prolific {and rather quite good} Writer & Author Richard Matheson has a long list of credits and has been involved in numerous film & TV work but I'll cover three of my favourites - Writing the novel BID TIME RETURN ended up being filmed as "Somewhere In Time" (1980) [with Christopher Reeve] a marvellous romantic time-travel fantasy. Writing the novel A STIR OF ECHOES was filmed [with Kevin Bacon] as "Stir Of Echoes" in 1999 and has a chilling ghost story with an atmospheric presence to it. Also writing the novel for THE SHRINKING MAN was later filmed in 1957 as "The Incredible Shrinking Man" with a spider attack seen from a really different perspective.





"The Last Man On Earth" is not available on Region 2 DVD so I had to get hold of a Region 1 copy and there are numerous different versions available. I decided on this version as it has a "Richard Matheson Storyteller" Featurette on it with the man himself talking about his work. This is titled Midnite Movies Double Feature and is a Flipper disc with Panic In Year Zero on the A Side and The Last Man On Earth on the B Side. Filmed in Rome (In Black & White) it offers an even bleaker version of Matheson's original story and keeps close to the plot with vampiric zombies attacking the last man alive but the twist at the end turns the tale on it's head. The hokey music and the overall style of this movie puts it in the frame with a whole load of other classics from the time such as "This Island Earth" and "The Day The Earth Stood Still" and it should be more widely known as such.



Later re-made as "The Omega Man" (1971) with Charlton Heston in the lead - Elements of the story are used but the vampiric nature is more mutants than vampires. Desperation sinking in Heston's character fights off mutants in much the same way as the original.




Then we come onto the new release with Will Smith and the original Matheson title "I Am Legend" due probably Jan 2008 and re-using (more or less) "The Omega Man" tagline slightly changed. Fingers crossed they don't foul it up! I'm still waiting for a decent copy of "The Omega Man" on DVD with a 5.1. Dolby Audio and Special Features. But guess what? I'm sure there will be a cynical attempt to gild cash out of people by releasing a new version of both previous films but with no improvements to either! Make an effort people and release a boxset with all three and re-vamp the lot - I would buy it!





Sunday, September 09, 2007

1408 Film Review - 9/9/07

Based on the short story from Stephen King's short story collection "Everything's Eventual" this latest King film adaption of "1408" does not adapt well. Having read most of King's work (and "1408" left me feeling rather queasy and creeped out when I read it a few years back) it seems most of the time that (apart from a handful of his works) his material doesn't really lend itself to TV or movies (*see below). Starting off extremely well we get John Cusack as a writer covering the paranormal and embittered about his past life coming up against Samuel L. Jackson as the hotel manager with a real haunted room who attempts to persuade Cusack to not stay in a particular room for the night. After about 20 minutes of tension the ham starts to get laid on real thick, the effects take over and it degrades to rubbish much like the hotel room itself. Nice try but the curse of King strikes again!


* Better Stephen King adaptions to TV and the movies: The original film of "The Dead Zone", the TV Series "The Dead Zone", "The Shawshank Redemption" and "The Green Mile".






Saturday, September 08, 2007

EVAN ALMIGHTY Film Review - 8/9/07

Luckily enough neither Jim Carrey or Jennifer Aniston wished to reprise their roles from the original film "Bruce Almighty" and we can thank god they didn't - Because instead of a shallow revision of the first film - Which was not funny, amusing or likable - We get a whole new film with a far funnier title in the shape of "Evan Almighty". Plus the lead is Steve Carell who was the only good part from the original. Reminiscent of the feel-good factor; of say, "Groundhog Day" with Bill Murray...... We get God (Morgan Freeman) responding to a request from Carell's character of Evan to "change the world" and Evan ends up as a modern day Noah up against scheming Congressman John Goodman. Funny & entertaining if your in the right mood for some light humour and more amusing than Carrey's selfish character from the first film.









RUSH HOUR 3 Film Review - 8/9/07

Seeing as it's the year of the threequel (and numerous other sequels) I wanted to catch this as I had seen the first two films and they were pretty much brainless just like this was. All the formulaic Jackie Chan schtick is here with the lame jokes (mostly crude) coming from Chris Tucker then the bloopers reel as the Credits roll. The story (what little there is) concerns the machinations of the evil Triads as Chan & Tucker travel to Paris to foil their nefarious schemes. Chuck in a car chase, some comedy martial arts and a scene in a nightclub (which obviously Tucker & Chan INSISTED being written into their contracts) with them both singing excruciatingly like cats, then kill off all the bad guys ( I had already within ten minutes into the film twigged who the head bad guy was) and end with obligatory happy ending. Certainly not as good as some of the other films that Jackie Chan has made but okay if you want to waste an hour or two when you have nothing else better to do.









Friday, September 07, 2007

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM Film Review - 7/9/07

Made a real effort to see this - Christ knows why? As I left the cinema the girl in the foyer said "Was the film any good?" I could not tell a lie - So told her it was "absolute pants". The first film was dire - Total rubbish in fact. The second was not marginally any better and the third - Well?? I cannot see how this trilogy can give Bond a run for it's money? Apart from the realism of the fight scenes/car chases (Which are few & far between) it is just dull. Matt Damon's character continues to piece the parts of his missing past life together (and unless you have watched the other two films recently - you will be struggling to put pieces in their places?) as he confronts the CIA conspiracy deepening against him. We can only hope that Jason Bourne has been laid to rest for good this time!









Tuesday, September 04, 2007

DEATH SENTENCE Film Review - 4/9/07

The perfect family soon gets torn apart in James Wan's (The Director of "Saw") "Death Sentence". Having seen his name on the credits I was hoping for something different from his "Saw" films that might be; dare I say, a step up from the norm. Having read a bit about Kevin Bacon being attached to the project and a scene where he shaves his head for real in a one-take once-only shot I really thought this would be interesting. Unfortunately having heard about comparisons to "Deathwish" being updated to the current here & now - it got worse when I found out it was actually based on the original novel of Death Wish by author Brian Garfield. So instead of Charles Bronson blubbing a bit over his family's demise then for the rest of the film killing numerous bad guys - we get Kevin Bacon emoting anguish & tears, lots of soul-searching & heart wrenching hand wringing for most of the film with his family and for the last 20 minutes or so blowing away a handful of street scum. Kevin Bacon is a fine actor and I can see no reason why he chose to do this project? Even more so for James Wan? The only stand out is a blistering cameo turn from John Goodman who plays a vicious and very nasty piece of work who deserves everything he gets! A totally redundant re-make that isn't very good which has slipped into the cinemas with no advertising or fanfare and will probably slip out again quietly onto DVD in a couple of months no doubt in an attempt to recover it's Production costs.




















* * * * * SPIDERMAN 3 COMPETITION * * * * *

Okay - With the 2-Disc Special Edition on Region 2 DVD (UK) being released here on the 15/10/07 it's Competition Time! All those that email this page with comments & their email address will have their name chucked in a box and the lucky winner picked out will have the above poster sent to them after the 15th. October when the competition ends. Good Luck!

Monday, September 03, 2007

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA {3rd. Season} (DVD Review) - 3/9/07

I am stunned at what a fantastic effort has been made with the release of this latest season of "Battlestar Galactica" with it being released here in the UK first instead of the US. Six discs coming in 3 slimline cases with an advertising booklet plus a 42 minute Feature "fluff" piece on the previous mini-series & First & Second seasons. So really no effort at all in justifying a price of £50 - No booklet or cover synopsis on any of the episodes, no real Special Features - What contempt! I can understand the flawed humanity and wanting to be human, why are we here, how do we make sense of things, what is it that makes us human, what depravity we can sink to and what heights we can reach, how we can wallow in the mess or stretch for the stars - But some of these episodes were really dull and one in particular made out that all a strong, confident woman would need was a baby to make their life complete - Utter sexist, misogynistic crap! Another consisted of boxing and flashbacks as the participants beat the tar out of each other physically and then beat ten barrels of shit out of each other emotionally. Hammering the same points over and over again (Most being totally predictable!) some episodes hit right on the mark - But I want my sci-fi soft and fuzzy - Not in my face all the time as everything goes down the pan. Far to realistic for my liking and feeling like I'm watching elements of my own life flashing past - I don't want to feel uncomfortable - I want to enjoy my viewing pleasure and this isn't it! I need salvation and resolution to the questions asked I hope I get my answers? Luckily I've been told the Fourth Season is the last - Let's pray to the Gods Of Cobalt that it is....